After spending his whole life in the spotlight, Blue boy tries to take a step back from fame, or at least the thing that made him famous in the first place. His blueness. Blue Boy has played numerous roles since his first film, where he ended up casted as both Beast and Nightcrawler of the X-Men. But it seems as though the type casting of blue characters has taken its toll on Blue Boy, and so in a Shia LaBeof like rejection of labels, Blue Boy has shown up on the red carpet last night with a paper bag over his head.

24 year old Blue Boy tries his hand at acting, his first role being that of genius Beast of the X-Men. His freshman debut and already blue complexion are expected to help cut down on character costs. Let’s just hope he can act!

In the wake of recent events, Blue Boy memes are on the rise.

According to insider reports and several witnesses, Blue Boy has gone behind his parents back and the AntiVax movement and received his first set of vaccinations. When approached by our reporters Blue Boy was able to confirm these reports and had this to say, “Look, I’m already F****** blue, plus, I legally need these to get into college.”

On hindrances of being blue:

BB: You know what really sucks about being blue? There are no emojis I can use that actually look like me. The default is yellow for some reason, and the colors you can change them to are just the typical “normal” skin shades.

On normalcy:

BB: I think the time where I feel most normal is when I eat red candy. A really good cherry lollipop never fails to turn my tongue red and then I can’t help but feel like everyone else.

Interviewer: So Blue Boy, does it ever bother you that you’re blue?

Blue Boy: A little bit, kids like to call me blue boy a lot, adults too, but it’s ok

I: is there anything that you like about being blue?

BB: ummm, I’m unique! That’s kinda cool…

I: What kind of people do you look up to?

BB: OH! I really like Sonic the Hedge-Hog, and Nightcrawler, and genie, and the avatar movies and Beast, and and and and

I: Really? Why is that?

BB: Cause they’re all blue, like me!

In the wake of the recent news of a blue boy being born, anti vaxxers have taken to the streets, louder than ever before. The crowd marched in front of the Portland Hospital chanting “No more blue boys” for hours on end.

Last night a perfectly healthy boy was born to two local Portland residents, only one complication, he is blue. Doctors say they have no idea what could’ve caused this anomaly, but the boy’s parents have their own theories.

“It’s obviously a result of vaccines. My husband and I were both vaccinated as infants, back when the public was not as educated as they are now. The vaccines didn’t affect us directly but they’ve stayed in our system up until now and are now harming our poor boy.”

When we spoke to the boy’s father he had this to say, “He’s blue.”